Or during, for that matter? Well you can now put your second coming fears to rest, the good Reverend Jim Bakker will supply you with all you need…for only $150.00! That’s right, as I read in The Pitch Weekly this week, you can get your own Revelation Generation Packpack!
For those of you who haven’t been keeping up with Rev. Bakker, he’s now preaching the truth from that mecca of holiness, Branson, Missouri. You can watch a live taping at The Studio City Cafe’. I hope they have good coffee.
Who buys this stuff? Seriously, if the world is ending around you, are the following items going to help you out of a tough spot:
1. a loud whistle? seems to me you might not want to attract that much attention to yourself with demons running loose and all
2. a set of 4 colorful cups? uh, can I save a couple bucks if you just give me the army green?
3. a New Testament? Now, given the situation you find your self in, this may seem useful. My question is, why not throw in a copy of the Old Testament for free? Seems you might learn a little more about your current environment from that particular fire and brimstone work.
4. a water resistant pouch (for important documents)? Shouldn’t Saint Peter already know who I am and all…giant guest book, etc? Will I really have to prove who I am to anyone in the middle of total chaos? Who’s going to stop and make sure I’m not lying? Who cares?
That’s alright, Jim boy needs all the support he can get; land is expensive in Branson these days.
Anyone have any suggestions of items to improve the pack?