All I’ve got to say is that your relationship has to be in a very, VERY good spot to allow you to do this:
This is a real Kenosha, WI sign. Who the hell takes their date to White Castle on Valentine’s Day? Little, I mean really tiny, meat patties on biscuits don’t scream lasting relationship to me, but I could be wrong. I suppose White Castle could be the glue that holds traditional marriage together when all around it is crumbling beyond repair…. Or not.
Can anyone name a worse place to go? I’m straining to think of one, but coming up blank (at least on the comical locations).